Category — Funny

Hi there,

just found this funny yet workable method of lasting longer in bed.

If you want to prolong your sexual encounters I’ll give you 2 surefire methods to last longer……

1. Have sex Just Before you have to Pee…..in trying to hold back from peeing inside your partner you’ll last longer and not have PE

2. Have sex when you know you have to fart…..in trying to hold back the fart out of PURE EMBARASSMENT you’ll also be holding back your PE

Now the above cure seems to work from a common sense point of view. But why on earth anybody would want to wait for his Pee or gaseous exhaust to have sex ?  In today’s complex and busy life, it is already difficult to find time for sex. And in case you find time for it, you’ll have to wait so that your Pee or your fart can come.

A stupid method but something that can’t be ignored totally.

So try this with your partner if you want. But don’t forget to drink several glass of water and a food consisting of baked beans.

Talking about flatulence, do you know that over a 24-hour period you might produce two and a half litres a day of gas and two litres is what you might find in an average party balloon that you blow up, so it’s quite substantial. See this source

So eat a lot of baked beans (which has a deadly combination of fibre and complex sugar, two biggest wind producer ), drink a lot of water and .. Last Longer in Bed.